&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;她抬起手就给袁大师来了一个大嘴巴子：“你怎么还不醒过来？”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“啪！”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“快点醒过来啊！”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;她这记耳光没有打下去，因为有一只大手准确地抓住了她的巴掌。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“住、住、住手！”双颊泛红的袁燕倏愤怒地说道，“你再这么打下去我就要被你打死了啊啊啊！！！”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;一脸呆滞的大明星吃吃地道：“打、打、打死？！腻嗷，你不是本来就死了吗？”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“对啊”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;我们的袁大师这才恍然大悟，深情地看着大家都知道是自己情人的秘密情人，柔声说道：“丽莲，你把我打all了啊！”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;凡是还记得李雷和韩梅梅这两位小伙伴的人，必定记得all这个单词有唤醒的意思。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“你活了？”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“我活了！”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;他们两人深情对视。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“腻嗷”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“丽莲”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;他们两人热情相拥。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“腻嗷，我来的及时吗？”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“丽莲，我宁愿你不来，差点就真的把我打死啊。”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“腻嗷，谁叫你这么坏，骗了那么多人。”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“丽莲，你等着，晚上我让你见识见识什么是真正的坏淫”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;他们两人真情流露

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;“啪嚓！”

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;一道刺目的白光闪过，这才惊醒了这对“苦命”鸳鸯。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;原来是习惯性带着照相机的“女祭司阁下”习惯性地拍下了一张具有历史意义的新闻照片。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;而这张照片的名字被命名为爱情的力量，因为爱情真的能战胜死亡（注释2）

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;据说魏明珠小姐看到这张照片也感到了爱情的力量，因此有了特大的饭量。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;所以袁燕倏到了三宝垄迎亲的时候差点没认出自己的未婚妻。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;这对准新人自然是大吵一架，准新郎声称如果准新娘不能在回到上海之前恢复身材，那这婚不结也罢！

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;他的理由是，娶个这样的胖子回家，大家还以为他真的是吃软饭的了。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;当然啦，历史证明他完全是多虑了。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;注释：余生也早呐，慕容要是年轻几十那个几岁，这嘻哈还不随便嘻嘻哈哈啊。

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;随口来一段：

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;只要配上音乐丢掉节操

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;顺口溜立马成了嘿噗号（hi-h）

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;小赤佬能押韵就有粉草

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;为毛没人给老子我打all？

&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;&am;am;b;注释2：爱情的力量可是广场舞名曲啊别问我怎么知道的！ 重生美国当大师 最新章节第二百三十一章 打CALL了,网址：http://www.888gp.net/ooe3/558.html